Creatives, not Peter obi, will save nigeria!

By Tersoo Achineku This idea that one man will save the country is so 1900s. For a country run by women and terrorized by weak men, you can understand why the concept of a Jesus is so soothing for most. A knight in shiny armor will swoop down and magically everything starts getting fixed. Heck, […]

How Do We Find Jesus Christ If We Do Not Seek Him?

By Tersoo Achineku Hosea 4 My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: Because you have rejected knowledge, I also will reject you from being priest for Me. The start of this article has already shattered the tables of those who follow the train of thought against the Apocryphas and third party texts but let’s […]

The Lagos Church Is Trying To Ruin My Life

By Tersoo Achineku Galatians 6 Verse 7 Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. The one who sows to please his sinful nature, from that nature will reap destruction; the one who sows to please the Spirit, from the Spirit will reap eternal life. I am reckless. I […]

OyiMbo Done Kill Africa Episode One

By Tersoo Achineku I think I have come full circle. Granted, I have said this a gazillion times since my spiritual journey began and yes, this might be another circle beginning, but the truth remains; I have come full circle. In September, 2017 i penned one of my most influential pieces yet. At that time, […]

THe DEATH OF SELF-ESTEEM

By Tersoo Achineku Esteem plays an important part of our daily life. It is basically an AI meter that tells you how many social points you have. Esteem is a good tool, but that’s the problem with esteem, if it tarries, it will turn into mental illness. Considering Nigeria’s seemingly problematic relationship with English Language, […]

THE ADULT BABY PT.1

By Tersoo Achineku When it comes to babies, the world is a bit iffy on opinions. To the Chinese, they were precious diamonds that you could, unfortunately, have just once or they’d send it to the damn refinery. To the White Supremacist, babies are an important part of their lineage and must be kept safe […]

Liar, Liar, Dick on Fire!

About a year ago, Twitter was agog. Now this is absolutely normal, the bird app is the Nigerian Coliseum except we do not have gladiators, just a bunch of people who think being on the app makes them a little more interesting. The rowdiness of the trend list was courtesy of our neighbours with the […]

WATCH OUT FOR THE DISNEY PRINCESS

By Tersoo Achineku They most likely grew up in good homes. They most likely experienced the love and warmth of a family. They usually speak well and are absolutely full of dreams, ready to take the world and conquer it with their ideas. They haven’t been robbed of their innocence and still live in La […]

Standards Go Kill All of Us!

Standards. Isn’t it amazing how 9 simple letters combined can create absolute chaos or allow for something amazing. On one side of the world, the standard dictates that you cannot defecate in public because… why do you even need a reason? The same standard is however different in Nigeria where we created the “Short Put”; […]

Beware of Kamikaze Pussy

Picture this. It’s 1944, you’re the Japanese and you’re getting your ass kicked in World War 2. You’re under Allied attack and in a bid to sway the tide your way, you come up with one of the most twisted shit that humanity can think of. Planes. With pilots. That takes off. And crash. On […]